Salut à tous.

Salut à tous.
Bienvenue sur MON blog humour.

Putain je me marre sur sur cette photo.
Veiliez passienter pendent le chargent....
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La vie c'est pas un sprint c'est une course de font , il faut tenir la distance

START

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Il parais que je vaut

Je vaut 6 056 950 ¤
Genre Homme 400 000 ¤

Naissance 1993 100 000 ¤

Taille 175 cm 190 000 ¤

Poids 62 Kg 180 000 ¤

Pointure 44 150 000 ¤

Latéralité Droitier 149 000 ¤

Corpulence Sportif 170 000 ¤

Pilosité Velu 151 000 ¤

Cheveux Blond 50 000 ¤

Yeux Bleu 187 000 ¤

Lunettes Non 131 000 ¤

Tatouages Non 142 500 ¤

Penis secret defence mais sa vaut cher 169 000 ¤

Sportivité sup 0 ¤

Charme supMoyenne 132 000 ¤

QI 120 80 000 ¤

Dnb Oui 170 500 ¤

Culture G supMoyenne 120 000 ¤

Bilingue Oui 148 000 ¤

Habitat Campagne 76 000 ¤

Logement Maison 147 900 ¤

Profession Etudiant 10 000 ¤

Salaire Nul 0 ¤

Mariage Non 146 000 ¤

Divorce Non 131 000 ¤

Casier Non 148 000 ¤

Habits Smoking 208 000 ¤

Buveur occasionnellement 115 000 ¤

Fumeur Non 162 000 ¤

Drogué Non 165 000 ¤

Alimentation NC 0 ¤

Télévision occasionnellement 143 000 ¤

Site Web Chat 20 000 ¤

Humour supMoyenne 139 000 ¤

Goût Moyenne 53 800 ¤

Artistique sup 80 100 ¤

Personnalité Non 73 400 ¤

Charitable Oui 116 000 ¤

Divers ... 1 302 750 ¤

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# Posté le vendredi 07 mars 2008 13:42

Modifié le jeudi 18 décembre 2008 12:33

C' est moi ou pas.

C' est moi ou pas.
Vous me trouvez comment ? lol
Prenom: Kévin
Nom: ANNE (c est pas moi ka choissi ^^)
Age: 15ans (l agee con)
Profetion: Colegien (Hobliger)
Pations: Le cinema et le sport.
Sport en club: Judo
Animeaux: Un chien (tres feroce ^^ )
.... (non sa me soule de parler de ma vie ^^)
alors presente toi en un au plusieur com's .

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# Posté le samedi 08 mars 2008 10:00

Modifié le jeudi 11 septembre 2008 11:06

Linkin park.


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# Posté le samedi 08 mars 2008 11:27

Modifié le vendredi 12 septembre 2008 11:55

generation virtuel

C'est ma generation la preuve le blog j y est passer des heurs pour avoir des com's de gens que je ne vairer surment j amais . Quesqu on est con vraiment . ^^

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# Posté le samedi 08 mars 2008 11:32

Modifié le dimanche 19 octobre 2008 11:06

lOl le caide

lOl le caide
Kévin
Kévin
Kévin
Kévin
Kévin

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# Posté le dimanche 09 mars 2008 07:54

Modifié le vendredi 12 septembre 2008 11:56